How to keep a kid quiet...

For those of you who may need a little help with your little ones, taming their spirit so to speak, and keeping the volume down, here are a few tips. First an in depth anatomy lesson, making sure to use really long medical terms that no one knows what you are really talking about...

Next try to recreate the Mythbusters dumpster diving episode, repeatedly...


If that is still not working, try a game of hide and go seek from your jumping beans, which may actually prove more difficult than it looks, especially when they are in your hand...

If your child is being difficult, a fail-safe method may be to have a balloon repetitively blown up for 2 seconds of entertainment...
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If all else fails, some strategically placed stickers should do the trick...

All in all, a super fantastic, not at all quiet, kind of day!