Sunday, October 30, 2016

Good Grief!!!!!

Someone really needs to get a handle on this blogging thing...and perhaps a handle on their child! Seriously, whose kid is this anyway?

 The boy has missed school for a month, we kept sending him, the school would send him right back like a little reject! He's fine, just a cough....apparently they don't want him back until March when his coughing will eventually stop!
 Buddy was spending so much time sleeping in our room, the nice parents we are we made him his own safe sleeping space....I mean you can never be too careful when you're co-sleeping.....

 I'm pretty certain I won't be rolling over him by accident in my sleep now...Sheesh, what a worry lifted from my mind. With him sleeping nice in cozy without a guardrail 8 feet up in the air on a sliver of a platform I don't have a worry in my mind!
 Since Buddy hasn't been able to socialize with all of his friends from school, he made a few of his own...
 (Between you and me, I think I like these kids better since Buddy said everyone at school is talking about the birds and the bees and cussing....actually, Buddy would 100% agree with that statement....Middle School stinks no matter who you are!).  I also gave him his birthday present from me a little early to help pass the time (without using computers or tv). He either really loves his present or he was bored to tears....It's really hard to tell... 


 Then my parents showed up to break up the monotony. To show our gratitude we took them out for a fine dining experience....
 We made it up to them and gave them exactly 2 minutes to stand outside the Kona Temple to take drive by pictures....

Then we threw them back in the car and took them to see a rainforest...... 





 Did I mention the rain?
Or the fact that there were a bazillion spider webs?




Thank goodness Buddy was our designated web smasher....well, we didn't actually designate him, but when you walk ahead of everyone else in a place teaming with webs, you're bound to get smashed by a few....hundred! Heehee!!!!! While my parents have been here, Buddy has been using his time wisely to educate his Papaw on modern technology....
Then we went about to expose my mom to emojis....
 I'm positive that will come in extremely useful for her down the road and I'm waiting for my emoticon filled text from her any day now! Buddy had his birthday party on Friday! The kids played a glow in the dark game of capture the flag and filled their bellies with pooey cupcakes! It was a poo filled success, although in retrospect, the prankster in me should have looked into finding a poo scented flavoring to add to the cupcakes to give it a little extra something special!
 Yesterday was the boy's 12th birthday so we let him open his present from his dad. It's a ridiculously fast remote control car....Buddy was obviously disappointed about it.....
 Then we had our ward trunk or treat...In the background is my castle we made for our trunk or treating contest, complete with dragon....sadly we didn't win ANYTHING the whole night....

 We did end up winning some strange guy with hair that decided 10 minutes before we left that he wanted a costume too! Thank goodness I had something laying around the house for him! Although from the looks of my unicorn, I think it's a little upset that the guy in the track suit isn't fitting in with our medieval theme!!!
I agree sad unicorn! So all in all not a superly fantastically themed matched day(s)!

Sunday, October 16, 2016

Paired up....

Some things are just meant to be together. I mean, who else would cuddle me for an entire hour in the morning....
Wear matching bunny suits while watching cartoons....
Stuff themselves into a ridiculously huge rubbery ducky in a ridiculously cold pool....
You know what pair I could do without? This one right here...
Buddy was running "experiments" while I was taking my pre-night shift nap. Shane I"m sure was nearby parenting....at least I hope so...well, at least the bright side is my house is still standing and I haven't found any burn marks....yet! So all in all a super fantastic, never going to take a nap again, day!

Sunday, October 9, 2016

Topsy Turvy....

The boy has been sick and stayed home from school the last two weeks....Thank goodness he's found ways to entertain himself....






This coming week is his school break, so I'm glad he's much better so he can enjoy his break (insert snarky sarcastic voice here)! So all in all a super fantastic, this kid needs to get out of my house (and I mean that with love), day!

Sunday, October 2, 2016

Preparations!

We're getting prepared around here....You know the regular same ole' same ole'...preparing for Buddy to finally get his driver's licence....
Preparing for the day when our faces finally get stuck....
Preparing for the day without gravity....
Preparing for Halloween....

But, most importantly, the boys have been preparing for the Outlaw Derby Car Race...
That would be the derby race put on by dads for dads....fire and explosions highly recommended. Buddy and Shane finished theirs today and I've been put under strict orders to not post pictures of the finished project in case there are cheaters out their trying to steal their sweet ideas! While the boys put together their cars I got to listen to General Conference...that was the first time I've gotten to do that since Shane and I have been married. I had to keep a list of all the naughty things all those leaders did when they were kids so I could keep Buddy apprised so he would know he was in excellent company. FYI- Renlund was hands down the winner in our book (firecracker in church...isn't that like every little boy's dream?) In other news, Buddy is going to try to return to school tomorrow (he got sent home every day last week that I tried to send him). We'll see how that goes! So all in all a super fantastic, don't share our top secret derby car secrets, day!