Saturday, September 28, 2013

Bad to the bone...

You don't want to mess with us, we are apparently a tough crowd....
Nah, just messing with you....I enforced a sick day for the Budster (AKA a walking germ spreading machine) He only stopped complaining when when he called his teacher to get his homework assignment? Seriously, who is teaching this kid responsibility, because apparently I'm only teaching him swagger.....
In other news, I made Buddy the Breeding family sick day staple....
Which means that he will be completely healed by morning, at least I'm hoping so, because my anniversary is tomorrow and I planned a romantic dinner for two, not three! Oh well, I can quickly shuffle things around and not feed Shane....I'm a good re-organizer, can you tell? So all in all a super fantastic, living the gangsta life, day!

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Who is this kid....and mustache party here we come!

Buddy has woken up with a sore throat the past 3 days and is progressively going down that all too familiar road to sickie land! When I picked him up from school today, I mentioned that he was getting so sick, that maybe he should stay home tomorrow and rest. His response,"no mom, I can't miss tomorrow we are putting together our portfolios and that is probably important". Ha! I had to look in the back seat to make sure I picked up the right kid, that's when I saw him reading the newspaper?.......Wait, what happened to my hooky playing, seizure faking Buddy?  Buddy is loving this year, he even rushed inside the house once we got home, so he could work on his writing assignment (in case you are new to this blog, getting Buddy to write one sentence in the past has led to more than a half an hour of tears and thrashing on the floor in a pathetic lump)! Of course, the fact that the writing assignment was about Lagoon (Buddy's amusement park of choice), didn't hurt at all. In other news, I saw some really cute kids and offered them some candy....


In other news, remember when I talked about living out my dreams of being in a parade? Tonight, I offered up to live out another of my biggest dreams, the kid(s) that sell at least 10 things of popcorn gets to throw a pie in my face (woohoo, although I am really starting to question my childhood). Anyway, here is the link for Buddy's online sales so hopefully I can mark one more thing off my bucket list...http://www.trails-end.com/?scout=b7143cba0e352f4 ! In other more planning news, I finally came up with several mustache themed games and even though we haven't done them, I thought I'd share since the internet is seriously lacking and someone else might be struggling! Ok, here we go: Sticky stache ,  Vaseline on the face, the face dipped into a bucket of cotton balls then raced to the other end of the course to place all the cotton balls stuck on the face into a empty bucket, first full bucket wins., Steal the stache, I'm going to glue mustaches onto a clothespin and have the kids put the clothespin on their right shoulder. Then the kids will run around and try to grab each others clothespins (they are out when their clothespin gets taken). The last one standing wins. Then find the stache....this is a play off of my LEGO party, but I bought a boat load of mustaches to hide in some jello and they have to find a mustache with either their hands or faces (I'm thinking faces because, let's face it, the messier the better in my book). Then last but not least, splash the stache. I was going to have a few large shaving cream shaped mustaches and let the kids fling water balloons at it. First team to get the mustache to completely disappear wins! Buddy told me he thinks we should have at least  two more games....and here I thought I was a creative genius! Sheesh! Anyway, readers in the anonymous internet abyss, let me know if you can think of any more games....other than pin the mustache on the whatever because no offense to the creators of that game, but it's pretty lame when you're more than 3 (but maybe Buddy and I are just jaded party snobs)! So all in all a super fantastic, give me some ideas, day!

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Not for everyone.....

Not everyone was meant to be a game show model....

I truly hope you enlarged that picture of me so you can really appreciate my gimpy eye! In other news, I had a lunch date with a like-minded business partner at the local elementary school....
While I was eating, at least 8 kids approached me to make sure that they are on the  list for Buddy's birthday party .....a whole month away! The kids then launched into a debate which party was the most "epic", their words, not mine! After reminiscing with the kids which party was best: the Boys Only, Wacky Races, Nerf Gun, Lego, or End of School Bash we all decided that they all were "epic". Buddy then decided he wants to have a mustache theme for his birthday party. Unfortunately, Pinterest, who is my usual arch-enemy for too many good ideas has absolutely no  ideas! Grrrr! I guess that means I need to get creative, but stuff like this happens when we get creative around here....

Ok, so I'll let a bunch of kids play around with 20 pounds of sugared candies while I surf the internet for the party.....I think that could work! So all in all a super fantastic, party planning, day!

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Spotting....

Maybe it's the fact that I got married by Elvis and my 11th wedding anniversary is this weekend so I may have Elvis on the brain, but I think I had an Elvis sighting at a sushi bar tonight....
I mean, Elvis loves sushi, right! Well, sushi and doing the robot! So all in all a super fantastic, getting an autograph, day!

Sunday, September 22, 2013

Shoulders.....

Mothers.....sometimes they give you a shoulder to cry on, and sometimes they just give you a shoulder to climb on....
Who knew that with motherhood,  you not only got to push a bowling ball out of your body, but then you get to become someone's personal jungle gym! Sounds like a total win-win to me! So all in all a super fantastic, climbing on up, day!

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Marching orders....

When I was in first grade, I may or may not have led my teacher to believe that I was marching in a parade.... in the front.... as the head baton twirler (I may have been a pathological liar..the baton twirler thing  is nothing compared to the time I told my classmates  I was in the Olympics when I was in second grade) . Today all my parade marching dreams came true....
Of course instead of me in a baton twirler uniform, I was dressed along the lines of this....
Errrr, it really didn't live up to all my childhood dreams, but maybe because I wasn't wearing a sparkly dress and holding a baton. No worries, at Christmas there is another parade held at twilight and one of the other moms has always wanted to make a float! Yay, I get to live out another childhood dream of riding on a float during a parade!!!!I wonder if the boys will mind very much if I crown myself as a princess and wear the frilliest dress I can find and do a continuous princess wave while we go along the parade route? Ahhh, I'm sure they'll be down with that! In other news, I decided since walking slowly in a parade wasn't enough torture for these boys, I should experiment with water chamber torture tactics....
It was raining and they still wouldn't let me "rain on their parade"! Silly boys! In other news, Buddy got a new pet today....
In other, other news, mysterious  miniature smelly packages wrapped in aluminum foil have been found all over my house! So all in all a super fantastic, living the life I always lied about, day!

Friday, September 20, 2013

Entertainment.....




It's good that he can amuse himself for hours on end! So all in all a super fantastic, entertaining, day!