I like how you've stuck with me the past 37 years, but I need to inform you if you are not going to do your job of carrying another baby, the least you could do is to perform your sloughing in a timely manner. It's not nice to play those tricks on me, making me think that I could possibly be pregnant, getting my hopes up. So here is your notice, you are officially 5 days late and I know better.
I appreciate how you carried Buddy to term, but seriously, could you have pushed him harder down into the birth canal during contractions, so I wouldn't have had to? And really could you have kept your arteries attached so I didn't have to have surgery? Just some things to think about while your on probation.
Regrettably,
Me
(I know better)
P.S. While we're at it, I'm going to have a chat with lower back, I think both of you have some serious shaping up to do!
Uteruses can be such b-words sometimes. Good for you for standing up to yours.
ReplyDeleteP.S Your family is ridiculously adorable.
Why are you all bruised? I am sorry that your uterus is being lame...it needs to stop that stat.
ReplyDeleteugh, i'm NEVER drawing labs on you again.
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